Big, dark red, and hung.
Twinkling Dookie is just nasty. He grew up in the streets and has very little home training. He was raised by a Dwarf who found him trying to pick his pocket. He enjoys anything that will net him a big purse. He enjoys a good party and endulges in the pleasures of the flesh at every opportunity. Young, old, pretty, not so pretty he doesn’t care. Some think he might even be bi. Twink has yet to confirm this.